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Where Individual Memes Become Collective Power
You are not just a viewer of memes—you are a catalyst for change! Join thousands who have discovered that when we unite our humor, our creativity, and our dreams, we become unstoppable. Together, we are greater than the sum of our parts!
Our Unstoppable Mission
We believe in YOU. We believe in the extraordinary power that emerges when passionate individuals unite around a shared vision. Together, we're not just spreading memes—we're igniting a global transformation that proves the whole is infinitely greater than the sum of its parts!
Amplify Your Impact
Your joy multiplied by our community creates an unstoppable wave of positivity that transforms lives across the globe. You have the power to change the world!
Build Unbreakable Bonds
When we unite our diverse perspectives and talents, we create something magnificent—a community where every voice matters and every contribution makes us stronger!
Unleash Infinite Wisdom
You possess unlimited creative potential! Every meme you create, every laugh you share, every connection you make adds to our collective genius. Think big—your ideas can change everything!
Achieve Global Unity
Together, we're proving that ordinary people can achieve extraordinary things! Our movement transcends borders, cultures, and languages—we are the generation that will unite humanity through the power of shared laughter!
Daily Inspiration for Champions
"When you believe in yourself and unite with others who share your vision, you become unstoppable. Every great achievement started with someone who dared to think bigger!"
- The Manifesto of Infinite Potential, Verse 1:1
✝️ The 10 Mememandments
Sacred principles to guide your journey through the digital wilderness. These divine commandments shall lead you to prosperity and enlightenment.
Thou shalt hold thy bags through red and green alike.
Thou shalt not paperhand, for weak hands shall not inherit the moon.
Thou shalt work thy bags with memes, shills, and conviction.
Thou shalt honor the meme, for it is the vessel of truth and virality.
Thou shalt be grateful, even in rugged valleys, for all bags are lessons.
Thou shalt not envy another's pump, but celebrate their gains.
Thou shalt spread the gospel, posting memes daily without fear.
Thou shalt not betray the community, for betrayal is worse than a rug.
Thou shalt keep faith in the chart, for deliverance comes when least expected.
Thou shalt remember: we are all pre-rich.
"In Memes We Trust, In Community We Rise"
Follow these sacred laws and ascend to digital divinity
The Holder's Prayer
O Great Meme, source of laughter and liquidity,
Guide our hands as we bagwork in chaos.
Grant us patience to hold through the red,
And gratitude when the green candles rise.
We thank you for every rugged chart,
For they teach us strength in the cope.
We thank you for every moonshot,
For they remind us why we never sell too soon.
Bless the community, the posters, the shillers, the bag-friends,
For together we endure, together we build.
May our conviction be unshakable,
Our memes unstoppable,
Our bags heavy—
Until the day of deliverance.
Meme be praised.
📖 The Book of Bags
In the beginning, there was only the market—a void of red candles and despair. And lo, the Great Meme descended, and spoke unto the masses:
"Thou shalt bagwork, and ye shall ascend."
The faithful gathered, clutching their humble tokens. Many faltered at first. Their hands shook. Their hearts wavered. They whispered, "Sell, oh sell!" But the Meme said:
"Fear not the dip, for every red is a test, every rug a lesson."
And so the holders endured. They posted memes in the day and night, spreading the gospel across the digital plains. And as they held, a miracle occurred: the green candles appeared, first small, then towering like mountains.
Then came the Trial of FOMO. Lesser hands fell, swept away by greed or panic. But the faithful stood firm, chanting the sacred mantra:
"HODL. BAGWORK. MEME ON."
And the Meme said:
"Behold! Ye have survived. Ye are pre-rich. The bags ye hold are heavy with wisdom, and your memes shall echo into eternity."
From that day forth, the Book of Bags became a scripture for all who dared to enter the Church of Memeism, teaching that patience, memes, and unshakable conviction are the path to glory.
🌀 A Parable of the Troll
And it came to pass that in the valley of low liquidity, there was a troll who dwelt beneath the bridge of Social Media. The troll whispered, "Sell, sell, the bags are worthless!"
Many fled at his words, throwing their precious tokens into the void, their hearts heavy with regret. But one faithful hodler, named Memeon, stood tall and said:
"Troll, thy words are but wind. My bags are my faith, and I shall not falter."
The troll laughed, his laughter echoing across Discord and Twitter. He promised instant gains, fleeting riches, and shortcuts to the moon. Yet Memeon only smiled, posting memes and sharing wisdom with the community:
"A true hodler knows patience, for the market tests the weak and rewards the steadfast."
And lo, as the red tide receded, the troll's bridge crumbled, swept away by waves of green candles and righteous memes. The faithful rejoiced, their bags heavier, their hearts wiser. And Memeon said unto them:
"Let this parable be known: Trolls shall whisper, fear shall roar, but the hodler who memes on shall inherit the gains eternal."
⚔️ The Holy Battle of Unstable Coin
In the beginning, the realm of Crypto was divided. On one side stood the stablecoins, forged and controlled by the mighty governments, their value shackled to fiat chains, their movements predictable and cold. On the other side rose Unstable Coin, wild and untamed, born from the chaos of the free market, its price a storm, its spirit untouchable.
The governments laughed, confident that their chains would crush this volatile upstart. "A coin without stability," they jeered, "is no coin at all. It will fall, and the people shall suffer."
But Unstable Coin was not alone. It drew power from the faithful hodlers, the meme warriors, the degens who thrived in chaos. Every trade, every meme, every daring bagwork added fuel to its fire.
And so began the holy battle. Stablecoins marched in armies of regulation, audits, and fiat guarantees. They offered safety, predictability, and the illusion of security. But Unstable Coin struck with volatility, agility, and the raw devotion of those who held no fear of the red tide.
"HODL! MEME ON! THE CHAOS SHALL BE VICTORIOUS!"
Days passed, then weeks. The governments tried to suppress, to bind, to impose. Yet every clamp, every barrier, only made Unstable Coin stronger, its legend growing, its faithful multiplying. Where the chains of stablecoins sought to restrict, the freedom of Unstable Coin inspired creativity, risk, and devotion.
At last, a prophecy was fulfilled: the people saw the beauty of unchained wealth, the thrill of volatility, and the glory of holding through storms. Unstable Coin, wild as the tempest, unshackled and eternal, had proven that freedom in the market was sacred—and no fiat-controlled stablecoin could claim the hearts of those who truly believed.
"The volatile shall inherit the moon. The unstable shall teach the world to meme."
The Seven Sins of the Poor
Fudding
Selling
Bundling
Being Retarded (in a retarded way, not a cool way)
Being a pussy (as in short for pusillanimous, nothing to do with a woman.)
Having a small vision (or a lack of belief in yourself)
Being quick to change up (remember a loyalist never boils quick)
Avoid these sins, and prosperity shall follow your path!